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    "content": "Als sie Ryl'Arc [...] erreichte, keimte erste Hoffnung in Valaria auf.\nWenn es einen Ort [...] gab, der ihr helfen würde, dann dieser.\nRyl'Arc war kalt, bösartig und ihr Zuhause. Hier war kein Platz für\nverwirrende Gefühle. Hier würde sie sich von ihnen befreien.",
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    "content": "De la tradition il faut garder la flamme et non la cendre!",
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    "content": "Zuerst ignorieren sie dich. Dann machen sie dich lächerlich.\nDann greifen sie dich an und wollen dich verbrennen.\nUnd dann errichten sie dir Denkmäler.",
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    "content": "Attention all passengers: This is an express sequence to infinity.\nIf your stop is not a power of two, please disembark now.",
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    "content": "Immer dran denken:\nDas S in IoT steht für Security!",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es \"Home Office Mitarbeiter\"\nund nicht \"Geh Heim Agent\"?",
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    "content": "Warum heißt das eigentlich \"Ich habe zugenommen\"\nund nicht \"Ich bin ein Pfundraiser\"?",
    "source": "@guacamole@chaos.social",
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    "content": "Warum heisst es Teich und nicht Enthaltestelle?",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es \"Geheimnummernverlosung\"\nund nicht \"PIN-WIN-Situation\"?",
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    "content": "warum heißt es anlagebetrug und nicht vielversprechend?",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es \"nach den Sternen greifen\"\nund nicht \"das große Wagen\"?",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es eigentlich Turnmatte und nicht Beweggrund?",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es Sachbuch über Hunde und nicht Belletristik?",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es Sportgeschäft und nicht Balladen?",
    "source": "@Nachtflug@glasgow.social",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es Gesetzbuch und nicht Auslegeware?",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es Geduld und nicht Wartcraft?",
    "source": "@tomatensson@nrw.social",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es Küche und nicht Indoorspülplatz?",
    "source": "@DerSash@sueden.social",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es eigentlich \"ununterbrochen\"\nund nicht \"terbrochen\"? \ud83d\ude03",
    "source": "@Ascendor@social.tchncs.de",
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    },
    "content": "Warum heißt es Schmetterlingslarven und nicht Rauptiere?",
    "source": "@b_age@troet.cafe",
    "keywords": 
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    "content": "Warum heißt es \"Zielscheibe\" und nicht \"beschossene Sache\"?",
    "source": "@b_age@troet.cafe",
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    "_id": {"$oid": "66e62c3fe162b60359b3221e"},
    "flags": 
    {
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        "confidential": false,
        "erroneous": false,
        "not_funny": false,
        "hidden": false
    },
    "content": "Warum heißt es Tollwutimpfbeköderung und nicht Fuchskompensator?",
    "source": "@b_age@troet.cafe",
    "keywords": 
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    "flags": 
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        "erroneous": false,
        "not_funny": false,
        "hidden": false
    },
    "content": "Warum heißt es Lebensmittel und nicht Bauchgefüll?",
    "source": "@b_age@troet.cafe",
    "keywords": 
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    "flags": 
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        "confidential": false,
        "erroneous": false,
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        "hidden": false
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    "content": "warum heißt es askaban und nicht zauberhaft?",
    "source": "@b_age@troet.cafe",
    "keywords": 
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        "es",
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    "_id": {"$oid": "66e62c3fe162b60359b32221"},
    "flags": 
    {
        "offensive": false,
        "confidential": false,
        "erroneous": false,
        "not_funny": false,
        "hidden": false
    },
    "content": "Warum heißt es \"rote Grütze\" und nicht \"Kirschgulasch\"?",
    "source": "@b_age@troet.cafe",
    "keywords": 
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        "es",
        "grütze",
        "heißt",
        "kirschgulasch",
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},{
    "_id": {"$oid": "66e62c3fe162b60359b32222"},
    "flags": 
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        "offensive": false,
        "confidential": false,
        "erroneous": false,
        "not_funny": false,
        "hidden": false
    },
    "content": "Warum heißt es \"sich hinsetzen\" und nicht \"entstehen\"?",
    "source": "@b_age@troet.cafe",
    "keywords": 
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        "age",
        "b",
        "cafe",
        "entstehen",
        "es",
        "heißt",
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    "_id": {"$oid": "66e62c3fe162b60359b32223"},
    "flags": 
    {
        "offensive": false,
        "confidential": false,
        "erroneous": false,
        "not_funny": false,
        "hidden": false
    },
    "content": "warum heißt es admin und nicht sudoka?",
    "source": "@b_age@troet.cafe",
    "keywords": 
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    "_id": {"$oid": "66e62c3fe162b60359b32224"},
    "flags": 
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    "content": "Warum heißt es \"Erderwärmung\" und nicht \"Terra Cotta\"?",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es \"Cannabis-Medikamente\" und nicht \"High-Heals\"?",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es Zeitumstellung und nicht Uhrsprung?",
    "source": "@b_age@troet.cafe",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es Rohstoffspekulant und nicht Erzbörsewicht?",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es bei der Badezimmerwaage \"Körperfettmessung\"\nund nicht \"Specktroskopie\"?",
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    "content": "Warum heißt es eigentlich Gartengeräteschuppen\nund nicht Rechenzentrum?",
    "source": "@murphy@troet.cafe",
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    "content": "Seien sie versichert, ich bin die Stradivari unter den Arschgeigen!",
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    "content": "Good judgement comes from experience,\nand experience comes from bad judgement.",
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    "content": "Der Preis des Prinzips ist immer geringer als die Kosten der Kapitulation.\nUnd das ist der Preis der Freiheit.",
    "source": "GenMaj. Dr. Christian Freuding",
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    "content": "\"Der Mann zwei Pandas plitsch platsch\ndreizehn Sand Augen zu bumm\", sagte der Alte.\nPeter blinzelte ihn leer an.\n\"Das ist nicht witzig\", sagt er schließlich.\n\"Ist es das wirklich nicht?\nOder sind wir nur zu doof, es zu verstehen?\"",
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    "content": "Solange Rechte nach Macht streben und Linke nach Reinheit,\nhaben Rechte das Sagen und Linke ein gutes Gewissen.",
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    "content": "Wegen des metrischen Systems\nkönnen uns die Zölle nichts anhaben.",
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    "content": "Denounce gender roles\nbut respect gender identity!",
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    "content": "How do librarians remotely access their computers?\nssh!",
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    "content": "You must believe in free will;\nthere is no choice.",
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    "content": "Wir können das bunt nicht feiern, wenn\nwir uns weigern verschiedene Farben zu sehen!",
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    "content": "The Aztec god of salty snacks is probably pretzelcoatl [\ud83e\udd68\ud83d\udc0d]",
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    "content": "You’re not working with a copilot.\nYou’re playing Russian roulette with a loaded dependency graph.",
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    "content": "PDF - Papier Digitalisierungs Format",
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    "content": "Schon gewusst?\nViele Anhänger der Flache-Erde-Theorie\nsind auch Befürworter der Planwirtschaft.",
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    "content": "Welcher Vogel lebt im Geldfluss?\nDie Dividente!",
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    "content": "Je suis venu au monde très jeune,\ndans un temps très vieux.",
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    "content": "\"Der Klebstoff, den Sie verkaufen, klebt nicht!\"\n\"Wir übernehmen keine Haftung.\"",
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    "content": "Gestern begegnete ich einem Gedanken.\nIch war gerade spazieren und wollte wieder zurück, …\nDa traf ich, wie gesagt, einen Gedanken.\nIch weiß noch genau die Stelle, wo es war.\nDort, wo der Wald aufhört, beginnt aufzuhören.",
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    "content": "One easy way to tell seals apart from sealions is that\nthe latter have a different number of electrons.",
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